I totally swear that:

1) No matter how hard I am studying or partying, I will religiously update this blog at least once a week, even though we all know it will be oh-so hard to detach myself from writing that interesting paper on whatever or from stalking that cute guy.
2) I will not bore you with a play-by-play, minute detail of my life here, no matter how interesting I may personally find it. It's boring enough when they do this with football on TV already. But then again, football isn't all that interesting, so maybe it means I could try it?
3) I will try to keep the Orlando-Bloom/ other hot guy worshiping to a bare minimum.
4) There will be no surreal fantasy or daydream of what should have or might have happened to me like there is on Scrubs, even if I'm totally dying to.
5) I am not Doogie Howser (But wouldn't it be cool if I was?), so therefore, I am incapable of posting deep reflections about myself. Plus, that would be totally emo, and what's the fun in that?
6) I'll try to keep this interesting and entertaining as possible. I hope you guys appreciate this one, because it's really an amazing feat to attempt to make myself sound either interesting or entertaining. If I do accomplish this, they should give me some shiny gold medal and worship me more than Michael Phelps. (And I'm almost about to break #4 here.)
7) I'll try to keep this blog going as long as possible. That means you guys have to stay interested in me and my life (see #6), but you guys will deserve mad props if I really do make it to graduation! However, seeing as how my New Year's resolutions last for about a week, that's a really long shot.
8) That 3,094 miles doesn't mean anything.